Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Dominant male

A lad who beats his girl and claims he is the alpha male.

"Fucking hell lads, there's a bloody dominant male over there."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

A fingerman

Someone who fingers every male asshole he/she sees

"did you know Kevin's a fingerman?"

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Saggy Penis

Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.

John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.

"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Cockingwee

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Fish-licker

A cult of fishermen who lick there fish as soon as they come out of the water

The fish-licker stood ready to suck on the fish he just caught.

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016