The Fucker 69's definitions

Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Taylor

People with this last name will shag your nan

He's a bloody Taylor he will shag ya nan

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Saggy Penis

Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.

John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Cockingwee

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Fish-licker

A cult of fishermen who lick there fish as soon as they come out of the water

The fish-licker stood ready to suck on the fish he just caught.

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Pornhull

A site were fat Russians lick each other out

"im off to watch some pornhull fam."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Dominant male

A lad who beats his girl and claims he is the alpha male.

"Fucking hell lads, there's a bloody dominant male over there."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016