Definitions by The Fat Welshman
aquascrote
A type of annoying youth who speeds up and down inland waterways in an inflatable boat with an outboard motor scattering ducks, disturbing other boats and behaving in an excited possibly drug induced frenzied manner. Similar to lads who ride around housing estates on unlicensed off road motorcycles.
aquascrote by The Fat Welshman August 6, 2022
pots for rags
In Lancashire it means someone who either has mental illness or impaired capacity for other reasons. The allusion is to the traditional rag and bone man who collected rags in exchange for small trifles such as a jam jar or a balloon. If you were pots fer rags (pots for rags) you would do the reverse of the common sense expected approach.
pots for rags by The Fat Welshman June 22, 2022
frogshooting suit
“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
frogshooting suit by The Fat Welshman May 8, 2022
skegnestic
A cold bracing seaside experience like the famous railway poster showing a character on the beach with the caption “Skegness is so bracing”!
skegnestic by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
pisscrete
The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.
Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.
pisscrete by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
discomknockerated
A word similar in meaning to discombobulated used by the late Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool comedian to express surprise or confusion at an event of happening.
discomknockerated by The Fat Welshman March 27, 2022
laptology
Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
laptology by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021