25 definitions by The Fat Welshman

skegnestic

A cold bracing seaside experience like the famous railway poster showing a character on the beach with the caption “Skegness is so bracing”!

Don shivered in the sea breeze. It was definitely skegnestic today.

by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022

Crotchdemon

Offspring, child

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.

by The Fat Welshman March 5, 2021

Analiloquy

Talking out of your arse or describing someone doing just that.

Boy did you see Trump last night? More analiloquy. That guy has no shame!

by The Fat Welshman December 4, 2020

Trumposis

The state of being like President Trump. The analogy is halitosis - bad breath.

Did you see.Chuck in the bar last night? He really had bad trumposis.

by The Fat Welshman December 4, 2020

discomknockerated

A word similar in meaning to discombobulated used by the late Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool comedian to express surprise or confusion at an event of happening.

Well I never! I’m totally discomknockerated by the lambananas!

by The Fat Welshman March 27, 2022

frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.

“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”

by The Fat Welshman May 8, 2022

Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021