by The Fat Welshman December 04, 2020
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
A cold bracing seaside experience like the famous railway poster showing a character on the beach with the caption “Skegness is so bracing”!
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
by The Fat Welshman March 05, 2021
Fancy way of saying that someone’s arse (ass) is not connected to their elbow - derived from the saying that some idiotic person “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”.
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
A type of annoying youth who speeds up and down inland waterways in an inflatable boat with an outboard motor scattering ducks, disturbing other boats and behaving in an excited possibly drug induced frenzied manner. Similar to lads who ride around housing estates on unlicensed off road motorcycles.
by The Fat Welshman August 06, 2022
The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.
Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022