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laptology

Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
What’s Jake doing at uni?
Laptology - well mostly
by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021
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skegnestic

A cold bracing seaside experience like the famous railway poster showing a character on the beach with the caption “Skegness is so bracing”!
Don shivered in the sea breeze. It was definitely skegnestic today.
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
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farfrae

A Scot living on the English south coast as refugee from miserable unemployment typically but not exclusively Glaswegian.
From Donald Farfrae the emigrant Scot in Thomas Hardy’s “The Mayor of Casterbridge.”

His name is a play on words cos he’s far frae hame.
Did you see them farfrae types in the back of the pub with that joint?
by The Fat Welshman August 27, 2022
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gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!
by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021
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discomknockerated

A word similar in meaning to discombobulated used by the late Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool comedian to express surprise or confusion at an event of happening.
Well I never! I’m totally discomknockerated by the lambananas!
by The Fat Welshman March 27, 2022
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Crotchdemon

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.
by The Fat Welshman March 5, 2021
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smallprintosis

A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.
The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.
by The Fat Welshman November 9, 2023
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