Definitions by The Evil Steve
palinized
Carrie Prejean claimed she was Palinized in her jaw-droppingly inept Larry King interview. She is absolutely right. Her political career will be missed...
palinized by The Evil Steve November 13, 2009
tardillion
Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.
tardillion by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009
santastic
Adjective to describe that comfortable satisfaction one gets from stuffing their head-holes with fat-and-sugar laden holiday food for a month. Also describes one's new larger physical profile from same.
Guy 1: Man, I've been chowing on pie and Christmas cookies non-stop for the last three weeks. I feel Santastic!
Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!
Guy 1: Suck it.
Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!
Guy 1: Suck it.
santastic by The Evil Steve December 21, 2008
1990's
The decade which saw corporate radio and major record labels finally kill rock and roll for good. The 1990's started with Vanilla Ice and ended with the *nSync Degree Boys. In the middle, Nirvana tried to save us, so they killed Kurt Cobain.
Thank you so much Clear Channel and Big Five Record Labels! Thanks to your unrelenting assault on artistry in the 1990's, we get treated to the same fifteen songs a day from eight "different" artists on twenty "different" radio stations played repeatedly!
1990's by The Evil Steve July 18, 2008
bolt out of the brown
1) A completely out-of-context shitty thing to do or say, especially from an unexpected source. From the elderly phrase "bolt out of the blue", but modified with skidmarks for flavor.
2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)
2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)
1) Our night out was pretty bangin' until Chess Club Bill dropped that ear-splitting N-bomb at the bar. What a bolt out of the brown!
2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!
2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!
bolt out of the brown by The Evil Steve June 23, 2007
gray trash
White trash who aspire to ghetto-king chic through as little effort as possible - tricking out hoopties, zirchonia bling, and using all the street lingo their flabby little brains are capable of processing. Differs from the chav by its distinctly 'Murkan flavored redneck-gangsta hybrid accent.
Clem and Jaylynn dress their son Jayclem in a yard-sale enyce tracksuit and fake-diamond earrings - they're bucking for the cover of Gray Trash Digest.
gray trash by The Evil Steve April 12, 2007
MarlBO
aka Eau de 'Neck - that aroma born of the marriage of cigarette smoke and perspiration. The potency varies from a light musky quasi-pheremonal odor of the standard smoking office worker at 3pm to the overwhleming spit-roasted-skunk aroma of a NASCAR Tent City.
Say... did a cat piss on the pack of cigarettes in your pocket, or is that your daily spritz of MarlBO?
MarlBO by The Evil Steve January 14, 2007