The Dude's definitions

slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

Indie

A gloriously vague term for Independant Music. Basically unsigned or more obscure bands (It's odd that Radiohead and REM are considered indie...). While the indie scene is known for it's jackass elitism, this doesn't spill over and hurt what's most important....the music. One of the few generas left that can at least carry a fucking tune without screaming like a retard or crying.

(Examples of Indie music)

80's- Joy Division, Sonic Youth, The Smiths

90's- Pavement, Radiohead, The Pixies, Happy Mondays (Are they considered dance music or indie rock?).

Now- The Shins, Bright Eyes, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Rilo Kelly, Modest Mouse.

Indie Kid- "Do you guys carry Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain by Pavement or Closer by Joy Division?

Confused FYE Employee- "Uhh, no. We do have a wall of My Chemical Romance albums on the wall behind you".

Indie Kid- "Fuck"

by The Dude December 18, 2004

JRON

Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.

The JRON fucked you in the ass

by The Dude July 20, 2003

Grover Chick

A girl that will do anything anytime anywhere with anyone no matter what kind of relationship she is in and if that person is involved in it with her or not. Comes from the fine ho's of Table Grove, Illinois.

"I'm taking that grover chick out tonight, she's guaranteed to take it anyway I can give it."

by The Dude December 16, 2004

fuck mad bitches

Can be used as an interjection in the same way as "cool" "sweet" or "damn awesome"

1) I get to go to Cape Cod this summer! Fuck mad bitches!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!

by The Dude June 22, 2004

Sex/Virgin Bracelet

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)

Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.

by The Dude October 19, 2003

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005