Definitions by The Drizzle

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

Pocket pussy by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

broughten 

Another piece of retarded, backwards, street slang that is slowly helping to erode proper English usage, grammar and meaningful and intelligent communication.

"Gerunds? Subjects? Predicates? Civility? Intelligence? Nah, 'dat done broughten up to me and I not really care for it."

broughten by The Drizzle February 3, 2005

Fo' shizzle 

Another contraction used by illiterate street trash. It is 'street' lingo meaning, "for sure". Only useful for making fun of said trash.

Q: My good fellow, are you a cock-gobbling, manjam sucking, illiterate seal clubber who uses nothing but slang to vainly try and communicate with your elders and betters?

A: Fo' shizzle!

Fo' shizzle by The Drizzle January 30, 2005

MILF 

MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.

That Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond is the ultimate MILF!

MILF by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

beefcurtains 

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

beefcurtains by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

uberskank 

A nasty, disgusting ill temepred beeyotch who's bearded clam probably smell like skunk spray but you know better than to find out.

That Ann Coulter is such an UberSkank! Her whisker box is a REAL WMD!

uberskank by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

Mann Coulter 

A woman who looks like a man. Popularized by the right wing Nazi hatemonger, Ann Coulter.

That uberskank is a real Mann Coulter.

Mann Coulter by The Drizzle January 25, 2005