When someone puts on either speedos, but huggers, panties, or other revealing underpants. then puts both hands on thier head, looks you straight in the eyes, and then moves their hips in a circular motion.
by The Double E August 26, 2023

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
by The Double E September 10, 2023

Shoot girl, You got him here? ok "Imago". Or Hey baby,I know it's your birtday, but "Imago" kick it with the homies.
by The Double E August 26, 2023

When someone clowns on your girl , at first you laugh , then she gives you the stink eye so you try and be a hero , by delivering and open handed B slap and walking away like you won a prize fight
My friends girl came to the party dressed as a vampire , but it wasn’t Halloween?! So naturally I asked her if she wanted a “ bloody marry” dude “pulled a fresh prince “ on me ! Andslapped me across my face!
by The Double E March 31, 2022

"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."
by The Double E August 26, 2023

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.
Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!
by The Double E March 27, 2024

1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.
by The Double E August 26, 2023
