The Double E's definitions

mayold

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.

Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!

by The Double E March 27, 2024

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

loansum

When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.

Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Andydo

A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.

It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

yabbadabbadoit

1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.

It's ok honey, I got this, Im gonna get out and yabbadabbadoit!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Liddledabildo

When a little bit is all that you need.

Excuse me sir, would you like bacon with your icecream? Response: "Yeah, but a liddledabildo"

by The Double E August 26, 2023