Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????
by The Double E August 26, 2023
Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.
Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?
by The Double E August 26, 2023
When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't
by The Double E August 26, 2023
Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.
by The Double E August 26, 2023
A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024