The Double E's definitions

Shoooot Cuh

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't

Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

by The Double E January 4, 2007

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Andydo

A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.

It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Grumplestealskin

When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a “ grump” ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)

Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that “ Grumplestealskin” took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin

by The Double E August 16, 2023

yabbadabbadoit

1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.

It's ok honey, I got this, Im gonna get out and yabbadabbadoit!

by The Double E August 26, 2023