The Doctor's definitions

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

shine

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."

After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.

by The Doctor November 7, 2004

Demon Spawn

n. joking term used to refer to mischievious kids.

I've told you more than once, your child is a Demon Spawn.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

dag nab it

Another way to say "doggone it" or "damn it."

Dag nab it, I just can't help myself!

by The Doctor October 6, 2004

FMZ

Abbreviation for an amateur "fan magazine." See also fanzine. Outside of sf fandom, "fan magazines" were magazines published in the 1930s and 1940s about the stars of movies.

I enjoyed reading your fmz.

by The Doctor September 22, 2004

tom thumb

rum, in Cockney rhyming slang

I'll 'ave me a double of Tom Thumb.

by The Doctor October 16, 2004

Fan Fiction

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004