The Dark Lord of Bass's definitions

Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

requiem style

When two women (preferably) have anal intercorase using a double sidded dilldo, one side in each anus. So named for the ending of the Darron Aronofsky film Requiem for a Dream where Jenifer Conolly and a cute redhead can be seen doing this.This is also the reason two versions of Requiem for a Dream had to be realeased. One containing this scene in it's entierty, and one with some shots of this sex act edited out.

"They had sex requiem style."
"I would love to watch those two do it requiem style!"
"Queit down before we make you do somethin requiem style!"
"It could be worse they could be doing it requiem style."

or
Old Man: I know, lets have them do ass to ass!
(redhead prepaires a giant black double sidded dilldo while looking at Jennifer Conolly with sexual intent.)

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 23, 2005

snatch

The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after cunt). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting.

"Yo Jeff, I lost my arm in your Grandma's snatch last night!"

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

padiddle

A game played (most commonly on college road trips) when ridding in a veichle. If one sees a car with one headlight out he/she shouts "pididdle." When this occurs the nearest person of the opposite sex, at the time, is then required to give the shouter road head before the trip is over.

Me: PADIDDLE!!!
My Girl: damnit! my jaw still hurts from that last one.
Me: Well hurry up we're almost there.

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

scrumbeling

A term that is used to deffine the sound that a person might make when stoned. This is a combination of screaming and mumbleing. The person experiencing the euphoria might be talking very loudly but one can not distinguish what they are saying. And when one thinks they understand the words being spoken the words make absolutly no sense. This can be highly entertaining or very scary. Scrumbeling only applies to those who are stoned, if you are drunk it becomes bumbleing.

Hey man, Justin just smoked a fat bowl of salvia and now he's scrumbeling, come watch.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 4, 2005

The End of Eva

The End of Eva is the true ending to the popular anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion. This film is the way episodes 25 and 26 were ment to be seen. The original episodes 25 and 26 were mared by a lack of funding and time, they were poorly animated, extremly confusing and lacked a cohesive plot. The fans through a shit fit and the studio pulled more money together to stop the toraid of death threats and made the end of eva. This is probably the most fucked up animated movie ever.

Right Now The End of Eva is fucking with someone's head.

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

bree

n. Slang term for the ejaculitory liquids.
v. To ejaculate or orgasim

This term originated due to the similarity between the smells of bree cheese and semen.

She was coverd in Bree
I'm gonna Bree in your mouth.
I Bree-ed in her hair.
I want to Bree on your chest.
She covered me in Bree.
Oh! I just Bree-ed my pants.
My wife won't let me Bree in her ass.
She let me Bree on her face.
OH MY GOD! I'M BREE-ING! I'M BREE-ING!!!

by The Dark Lord of Bass April 2, 2007