The DON's definitions

Ford

1. First On Recall Day
2. Fix Or Repair Daily

(Adj.) A piece of garbage

Man, that Packard Bell computer is so Ford!

by The DON October 16, 2002

XP

Synonym for something that looks fairly decent but sucks ass when you try to use it.

Man, that eco-car four-banger car you bought is really XP, bro.

by The DON October 16, 2002

government

Something that everyone would be better off if there was less of.

Don't you just love how the government takes your money and dumps it into the toilet?

by The DON October 16, 2002

elbow

(Street slang, more common in the South) A pound of marijuana (mary jane, pot, whatever)

Dude, catch this buzz, the cat on 52nd street, he sells elbows for a song

by The DON October 4, 2002

democracy

A system in which anyone is free to vote for whomever they want, at which point the winner of said election sells out to any number of whacko special interest groups including environmentalists, unions, and prisoners.

Democracy is great when it works; unfortunately, most politicians don't.

by The DON October 2, 2002