unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.
I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
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rag tag

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.
I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
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slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
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pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
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bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.
I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
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emowobble

v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
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tru tv

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.
Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
by the commodore January 08, 2014
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