by The Commodore August 27, 2008
The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
n.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
v.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
by the commodore January 08, 2014