Definitions by The Captive Spirit
Mother’s Milk
Something meaningful that is given to someone that then goes unappreciated or is taken for granted or something you give to someone while receiving nothing in return
Look I’m tired of giving you mother’s milk. Unless you want a failing grade on this book report I suggest you do it yourself. I’m done helping you.
Mother’s Milk by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Doomsday Clock
A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Doomsday Clock by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha
An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.
Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Absent Babysitter
The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.
Absent Babysitter by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Hog On The Rocks
Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
Hog On The Rocks by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Hog And Water
Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
Hog And Water by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Guns Gone Wild!
Guns Gone Wild! by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010