Definitions by The Black Plague

Beeting my tofu 

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

Beeting my tofu by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

crusty semen 

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

crusty semen by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

massachusetts 

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

massachusetts by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

paradox 

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

paradox by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

death ray 

The ultamite weapon of choice for the "evil genius" type of character from 50s Sci-fi films. Usually has the power to "destroy" objects, which results in them suddenly disappearing with an accompanyment of a cheesy sound effect. Also see Death Star.

Don't move! Or...or... I'll zap you with my death ray!
--<>ZAP!!!<>--

death ray by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

Yarrow 

Small town located outside of Chilliwack, BC. Finding Yarrow also can compare to finding "A hole in the ground".

After finding Yarrow, any feat is possible.

Yarrow by The Black Plague June 22, 2003

steel 

A hard, strong, durable, malleable alloy of iron and carbon, with bits of other stuff in it like carbon, maganese, chromium, nickel, molybdenum, copper, tungsten, cobalt, silicon or a bunch of other impressive-sounding hard things. Its normally used to make structures and other stuff you want to be some-what durable. It also makes your product sound much more safe and cool, like the whole "New-Steel" thing in cars.

To ensure maximum safety and durability, all fisher price products will now be produced from the New-Steel.

steel by The Black Plague June 22, 2003