The Black Plague's definitions

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

death ray

The ultamite weapon of choice for the "evil genius" type of character from 50s Sci-fi films. Usually has the power to "destroy" objects, which results in them suddenly disappearing with an accompanyment of a cheesy sound effect. Also see Death Star.

Don't move! Or...or... I'll zap you with my death ray!
--<>ZAP!!!<>--

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

Yarrow

Small town located outside of Chilliwack, BC. Finding Yarrow also can compare to finding "A hole in the ground".

After finding Yarrow, any feat is possible.

by The Black Plague June 22, 2003

business

1) Commercial, industrial, or professional dealings
2) The occupation, work, or trade in which a person is engaged, a specific occupation or pursuit
3) One's rightful or proper concern or interest, something involving one personally

Its none of your business that I'm making a business that will help us get down to business about this whole business issue.

by The Black Plague June 22, 2003