Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...
Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.
by The BS Express December 01, 2022
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Asshawk

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.
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tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.
Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
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Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole
Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
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singanoia

The immediate personality change effected when one realizes that someone has been watching them sing.
Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as

well as slumping in her seat.
by The BS Express November 28, 2022
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Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
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tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared
Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .
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