Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.
by The BS Express May 18, 2024
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
by The BS Express September 16, 2022
Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
by The BS Express September 26, 2022
An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
by The BS Express March 01, 2023
Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...
by The BS Express October 13, 2023
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
by The BS Express January 23, 2022
The immediate personality change effected when one realizes that someone has been watching them sing.
Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as
well as slumping in her seat.
well as slumping in her seat.
by The BS Express November 28, 2022