The BS Express 's definitions

Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

by The BS Express February 7, 2022

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.

Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.

by The BS Express January 20, 2023

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 1, 2023

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

by The BS Express December 11, 2021

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022