stuffies

A stuffed animal with a dildo attached to it. Used for intercourse or novelty.

I hope that girl from www.PrincessMonkey.com doesn't have any stuffies.

Jill fucks stuffies.

by The Admiral July 25, 2003

Schenectady

Home of 'Schenectady Crispies', so freakin' good they taste twice. Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

"I hope I don't get caught!"ˇ

by The Admiral September 03, 2003

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by The Admiral July 02, 2003

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

cattled

To get absolutely wasted on drink/drugs/both...

I feel terrible, got absolutely cattled last night

by The Admiral November 23, 2003

they

Short for name of band, They Might Be Giants.

Hey, it's the John's from They!

by The Admiral July 02, 2003