Definitions by The Admiral

Machine Curse 

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

Machine Curse by The Admiral July 9, 2003

holy shit bar 

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

holy shit bar by The Admiral July 9, 2003

toaster leavings 

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

toaster leavings by The Admiral July 8, 2003

booze-hound 

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

booze-hound by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Craptacualr 

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

Craptacualr by The Admiral July 4, 2003

Lords of Colic 

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

Lords of Colic by The Admiral July 2, 2003

ass-walk

To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio

Go ass-walk home.

ass-walk by The Admiral July 2, 2003