11 definitions by The Unintelligent Librarian

Memeify

The art of mummification on something or someone, but with memes.

"I can't believe they memeified Shrek in 2013."
"I'm gonna memeify your picture from the party yesterday, don't mind me."
"If you don't stop, i will memeify everything you ever loved."

by The Unintelligent Librarian October 30, 2017

blargicide

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 7, 2017

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019

gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2017