109 definitions by The Moody Poet
Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007
A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007
In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
A person without any morals that will let anyone take a piss on them!
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
"FUCK YOU! YOU PISS-SLUT!"
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
by The Moody Poet August 2, 2006
by The Moody Poet August 16, 2007
When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007
From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
by The Moody Poet August 28, 2006