That Guy's definitions

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

sonic youth

1) A band with a name that has to do with a sound and young people. 2) A band very rarely hear by common people, but they rule so much ass!

My Sonic Youth can kick your Blink 182 ass!

by That Guy June 26, 2003

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

by that guy February 1, 2005

foof

The act of making all of one's hair stand on end. Generally used by furries.

Be nice to me or I'll foof you, you nasty bunny.

by That Guy September 23, 2004