That Guy's definitions

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

brown eye

flashing your excretion hole;

jimmy saw the cops and ripped his arse out of his pants to give the pricks a brown eye(here's lookin' at you kid)

by that guy August 30, 2003

peek_a_boo

a peek-a-boo is when you brown eye (or moon) a person and squeeze a poo out and suck it back up your arse.

harry the dirty prick was pissed last night and peek-a-booed a car load of people on our way home from the pub.

by that guy August 30, 2003

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

RAP

Accronym: Retards Atempting Poetry

Friend: Dude why dont you change the radio station to some good rap music

Me: Stfu or Gtfo my car or ill kill you, all rap is, is Retards Atempting Poetry.

by THAT Guy May 30, 2012