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Valls

The things that swing low and start to become the thing that you slap other guys faces with, allso called not balls valls
The valls on that guy are crazy he acts like he is some kind of know it all kevin
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Gay

The homosexual felling that you should get by looking at someone's 69 foot tall penis
That guy is so gay and cool

A Kevin is nothing compared to that gay
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Store

The place you go if you want to see hookers in the front of it soon asking you to go in the shed and have some fun after you cum out with bagels in her ass and lube in yours
Hey that guy just went to the store

The store man so creep shit happens there
mugGet the Storemug.

5 inches

When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
mugGet the 5 inchesmug.

Depresso

At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars
How did you get to hell

I tried depresso

Same here
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Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah
mugGet the Mattmug.

Uwu

The thing that covers up all military secrets
Hey I asked that guy if he knows when world war 3 starts and he said uwu
mugGet the Uwumug.

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