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Tombo

Inventor of the Tombo Combo. Tombo is a very nice fellow as long as you take your shoes off before entering his house.
It is not recommended to burn his linolium unless you enjoy being banned from elegant palaces.
Tombo is a true success story rising from rags to riches by starting his own business.
This man is capable of doing a full 360 degree flip from his diving board into his own extravagant pool.
A man with such skill and brutal good looks, its not hard to understand why this man is so likeable.
"Dude, I can't believe Tombo banned you from his house."
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
mugGet the Tombomug.

Beetlejuice

A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.
I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike
by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005
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'97

The year anyone with a flux capacitor would want to visit.
A good year fo B -Vice to smoke that sticky icky green Shiiiiiiit and say Fuckin Fuck alot. A bad year for innocent collars of misfits t shirts. A great year for red jeeps and rebel flags. A good year for cough syrup, Carl's Junior, Swan Lake, Denny's, Oogies, parties in Jake Bo's basement, and Jubilee.
The year of the original penis bottle rocket, the full effect of the blue blazer and many other timeless pieces of forgotten awesomeness.
JC: "Dude what do you think is better? Now or '97"

Dan: "'97 dude, cuz I like to smash pumpkins behind willow K."
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
mugGet the '97mug.

Dive

A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
mugGet the Divemug.

wal-marts

A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.
Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.
by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005
mugGet the wal-martsmug.

Great Scott

Used by crazy, wild-eyed scientists who are into time traveling and hanging out with high school boys.
Great Scott, Back to the Future is awesome, but why does such an old dude hang out with a high school kid.
by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005
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Bonkeys

1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
mugGet the Bonkeysmug.

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