ThE LaTe JC's definitions

The Late JC

1. A wannabe computer nerd who has alot of time on his hands. He has coined a few useless terms including; Chillicothe, Maddog Tannen, 8-bit, and the one and only B -Vice.
2. A socially awkward, gangly dude who will kick ya ass!!!............ at Mariokart.
3. One who tries to be funny but is not.

Man the late JC is fucking annoying, and why does he always mispelll stuff in his dictionary entries.

by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Great Scott

Used by crazy, wild-eyed scientists who are into time traveling and hanging out with high school boys.

Great Scott, Back to the Future is awesome, but why does such an old dude hang out with a high school kid.

by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005

'97

The year anyone with a flux capacitor would want to visit.
A good year fo B -Vice to smoke that sticky icky green Shiiiiiiit and say Fuckin Fuck alot. A bad year for innocent collars of misfits t shirts. A great year for red jeeps and rebel flags. A good year for cough syrup, Carl's Junior, Swan Lake, Denny's, Oogies, parties in Jake Bo's basement, and Jubilee.
The year of the original penis bottle rocket, the full effect of the blue blazer and many other timeless pieces of forgotten awesomeness.

JC: "Dude what do you think is better? Now or '97"

Dan: "'97 dude, cuz I like to smash pumpkins behind willow K."

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

Super Mario / Duck Hunt

1). A double threat. If somebody is really good at two things. When people do schweet combos.

2). A Classic combo game for the 8-bit. Not the first mario game but the first one Featuring the epic battle between the heroic Mario vs. the malevolent Bowser.
Duck hunt features the legendary laughing dog. Fly Away Quack Quack Quack

1. Did you see that dude kick that guy's ass with that bat while he was drinking a gatorade. Man thats a Super Mario / Duck Hunt.

2. Dude, this fuckin' Super Mario / Duck Hunt game keeps makin' my 8-bit blink, maybe I'll try blowing in it.

by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Bonkeys

1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.

Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

Arnold Wigglesworth

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.

Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Dive

A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.

JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005