Definitions by Texanchainsaw1773

doonwoggeled 

Something so shocking and so outrageous that it must be described as doonwoggeled. If you are doonwoggeled you are shocked at the situation at hand and must describe it like a smartass.

Person 1 talking: yea I think ketchup belongs on apple pie
Person 2 ( feeling doonwoggeled)
Person 2: that is vile, that is absolutely disgusting, I am doonwoggeled

doonwoggeled by Texanchainsaw1773 August 6, 2023

Alex 

A boy who doesn’t know I’m fully in love with him. A smart, funny, sometimes over the top dramatic, handsome guy who is sweet and cares about people.

Hey have you seen Alex?
No why?
Because I just need to tell him I’m in love with him.

Alex by Texanchainsaw1773 August 5, 2023