Slang for a woman's pussy.
Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
When a man gives a woman a facial in the winter time, or in a cold weather situation.
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
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Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.
Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.
A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.
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The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
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A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
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When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.
Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.
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