Tragic Number

In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.
Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."

Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.
Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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Felicity Syndrome

When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?

Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.

Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.

Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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Technolophobe

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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Work Jerk

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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Sir Spam-A-Lot

Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.
Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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