Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions
Guy 1: Did you hear about Mark?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Blacky Chan mug.The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Buehrlemeter mug.Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the White Christmas mug.When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Get the Super Soaker Surprise mug.When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Twizzler Syndrome mug.When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Porcelain Meteor Shower mug.The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Work Jerk mug.