Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Porcelain Meteor Shower
When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
Porcelain Meteor Shower by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Plug N' Player
A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.
Plug N' Player by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Nit Pic
A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
Nit Pic by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
10-Year Sex Pact
When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.
Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."
Girl 2: "Alright."
Girl 2: "Alright."
10-Year Sex Pact by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Double Barreled Action
1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
Double Barreled Action by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Queer Beer
A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer
Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
Queer Beer by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
Fix By Six
When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Fix By Six by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010