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Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.

Sexponent 

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.
Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!
Sexponent by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Work Jerk 

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Work Jerk by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Band Shirt Whore 

A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!

Felicity Syndrome 

When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?

Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.

Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.

Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.

Technolophobe 

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
Technolophobe by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.