Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Sexponent
An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.
Sexponent by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Work Jerk
The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Work Jerk by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Band Shirt Whore
A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!
Band Shirt Whore by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Felicity Syndrome
When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
Felicity Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Technolophobe
A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
Technolophobe by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Behind The Iron Curtain
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
Behind The Iron Curtain by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Phone Call Cock Block
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Phone Call Cock Block by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010