Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Ying Yang Bang

When two people are performing a 69 on each other while two men are fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: "That was a wild sex party I went to last night. I saw two people 69ing each other and there were two dudes fucking them in the ass while they did it!"

Guy 2: "Damn you saw a ying yang bang!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.

Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Chinese Penis Trap

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Keep It On The Download

An expression which means essentially the same thing as keep it on the down low, except is referring to some illegal download item or site that people don't want getting found out by the FCC or RIAA.

Guy 1: Thanks for telling me about that bit torrent site last night. I got lots of awesome movies and tv shows.
Guy 2: Yeah it's great but keep it on the download. We don't need it getting busted by the FCC or RIAA.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Nit Pic

A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.

Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010