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1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Battery Mates mug.Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Dutch Twolips mug.When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.
Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Letter Speak mug.A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Tennis Elbow Douchebag mug.A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Band Shirt Whore mug.The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
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