When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Cock A Doodle Do Me mug.When a guy or girl is so hot that they go beyond the basic 1-10 hot scale and need an exponent next to the 10 to judge their attractiveness.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is fine.
Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!
Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
Get the Sexponential mug.A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
Get the Band Shirt Whore mug.The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
Get the Crowdcaster mug.1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Double Barreled Action mug.The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
Get the Natural Cut Fries mug.A word someone tries to use in the board game Scrabble, which does not exist in the dictionary, but the person insists must be a word just because it sounds like one.
Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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