Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions
The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Buehrlemetermug. When a guy or girl is so hot that they go beyond the basic 1-10 hot scale and need an exponent next to the 10 to judge their attractiveness.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is fine.
Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!
Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Sexponentialmug. A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Charity Stachemug. When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Full Scale Invasionmug. A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Nit Picmug. A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Tennis Elbow Douchebagmug. An expression people say when they want someone to call a customer service phone number for a product or service. It comes from the idea that all companies have outsourced their customer service departments to another country, most notably India.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
Get the Call Indiamug.