Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.
Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.
In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Window Browser

Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Letter Speak

When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.
Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.

Dad: Just use letter speak.

Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.

Dad: Awesome!

Kid: What did mommy say daddy?

Dad: I can't tell you.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Dutch Twolips

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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