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A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"
Girl: "What did I do wrong?"
Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
Girl: "What did I do wrong?"
Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Fail Snail mug.A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Facebooked mug.Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Quadcycle mug.The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.
After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
Get the Abstinence Wall mug.The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Magic Bullet Theory mug.A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Plug N' Player mug.A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer
Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
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