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Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.
In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Call India

An expression people say when they want someone to call a customer service phone number for a product or service. It comes from the idea that all companies have outsourced their customer service departments to another country, most notably India.
Guy 1: Oh man, I just bought this new router and it's already messing up.
Guy 2: Call India.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.
After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Natural Cut Fries

The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.
Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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