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Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Technolophobe

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Felicity Syndrome

When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?

Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.

Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.

Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Fix By Six

When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"

Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)

Wife: "Yeah, ok then."

(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
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