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ginar face

some one who sluts herself around in the most prude and confusing way.
Friend 1: who'd you sleep with last night?
Friend 2: ginar face
by Tex February 22, 2005
mugGet the ginar facemug.

HYDROZEEN

Heavy metal band that plays music about Death, Hell and Drugs. Also a form of rocket fuel used by drag racers in the 60's to add more punch to there nitro.
if you wan't music that you can listen to that will still scare the shit out of the religeous right then you want HYDROZEEN.
by tex February 6, 2004
mugGet the HYDROZEENmug.

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 24, 2004
mugGet the gong showmug.

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
by Tex February 22, 2005
mugGet the pap shmearmug.

BIFG

Person 1: Hey, u know that Bill McDonald guy?
Person 2: Yea for sure... BIFG
by Tex April 23, 2003
mugGet the BIFGmug.

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.
If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the brown outmug.

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"
Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
by TeX October 29, 2003
mugGet the Off The Roadmug.

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