Definitions by Tenacious Faulker

tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.

(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

tweetfreak by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2009

butter 

Word used to describe any one bad quality about a female, as in "but her...."

Lady Gaga has a butter face.

J-Lo has butter cookies.

Kelly Rippa has butter tits.

That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!

butter by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009

nilla killa 

1) When black mojo trumps white mojo.

Damn! D'ju see Qwame come rollin up and pimp Dane's girl off him?

Yeah, dat mofo's a real nilla killa!

Also see: killa nilla.

nilla killa by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009

nilla waifer 

Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or their girlfriends.

D'wayne's got hiself a cute lil' nilla waifer to buy him some shit!

Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.

nilla waifer by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009

Ex-lax 

noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.

Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!

Ex-lax by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009

tangle  

The act of OR pertaining to sexual relations.

Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?

Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?

tangle by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

it might have been by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009