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wheezer

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.
by Telephony November 23, 2013
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h8red

The word, "hatred" but spelled substituting a numeral for several alphabetic characters.

Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.
John has an xtreme h8red for overflowing walltoliets!
by Telephony September 26, 2013
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Jon Taffer

The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
by Telephony April 26, 2015
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sweat

Sweat is the urine of the skin.
{Mother}: Why don't you just walk across the campus, sweetheart?
{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!
by Telephony November 2, 2021
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synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 4, 2015
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food crook

In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!
by Telephony November 19, 2014
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siggeret

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by Telephony March 17, 2013
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