Telephony's definitions

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

by Telephony November 28, 2011

huckeybups

What some people call hiccoughs (or hiccups if you prefer).

{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!

by Telephony October 28, 2018

jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.

Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

fag bar

A bar whose entire (or almost entire) clientele consists of homosexuals.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.

Drake and Josh went to that fag bar in Vegas -- Gipsy I think it was called before Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew went there and fixed it.

by Telephony May 19, 2015

F49

The word, "fag" when typed in attempt to bypass the inbuilt censors found in many online chat rooms, games, and BBS (forum) software.

Eric, you're such a phucking F49 it ain't even funny. :-|
Get off my dick...it's sick!!!

by Telephony October 27, 2012