An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
by Telephony July 23, 2014
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assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.
Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
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rollios

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.
I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!
by Telephony May 18, 2013
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the national Anthrax

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
by Telephony December 18, 2012
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inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
by Telephony October 25, 2015
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peecat

A cat that smells like pee because another cat pissed on the peecat while it was sleeping.
Fade is a peecat. I gently stroked his back and part of his tail and my hand smelled like cat piss.
by Telephony July 17, 2016
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