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An alternate term for an inhaler.
by Telephony November 23, 2013
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Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.
Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.
by Telephony September 26, 2013
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Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
by Telephony April 26, 2015
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{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!
{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!
by Telephony November 2, 2021
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No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 4, 2015
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by Telephony November 19, 2014
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Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by Telephony March 17, 2013
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