NSFYE

An acronym that stands for "Not Safe For Your Ears".

As one example, you may use this acronym on YouTube when your video contains an audio (sound) component that some viewers may find distasteful, such as heavy metal music like Anthrax or Megadeth.
{in the YouTube description of a video I made and uploaded myself}:

*NSFYE* (Not Safe For Your Ears). A video of the Syma S107G R/C Coaxial Helicopter flying in my room, set to another Anthrax song.
Abort this video immediately if you find thrash metal music distasteful.

That music you hear is the song "Howling Furies" by Anthrax. This heli is not sound-sensitive; the audio may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
by Telephony May 18, 2011
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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douchepail

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!
by Telephony February 23, 2021
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coler

{pron., "\KOH'ler\"): How some people pronounce the word, "cola" -- much how Mr. Krabs on the telly program, "SpongeBob SquarePants" pronounces the word formula as formuler.
{Brad}: Hey Sara, can you please go down to the corner store and get me a two litre bottle of Sam's cherry coler?
{Sara}: Brad, for the thousandth time, it's COLA for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony February 23, 2022
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spark up a "C"

It simply means the act of lighting a siggeret.
Based upon the phrase, spark up a j but the "C" here means cigarette.
Hold on there cowboy, let me spark up a "C" before we take off!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
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for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.
{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!
by Telephony September 25, 2013
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my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).
I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.
by Telephony January 24, 2014
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