Telephony's definitions
The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
by Telephony August 3, 2012
Get the diaper musclemug. Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
by Telephony March 20, 2015
Get the post hoarmug. Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.
Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!
by Telephony October 9, 2016
Get the garbage mouthmug. You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
Get the untruthful flexible container of fecesmug. pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
by Telephony June 22, 2014
Get the pissbottlemug. This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)
Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
by Telephony February 10, 2019
Get the Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stickmug. Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 25, 2012
Get the pissologistmug.