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polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 24, 2020
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monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
by Telephony February 15, 2020
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fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
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defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.
{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!
by Telephony May 15, 2020
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butt wagon

A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".
{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)
by Telephony May 18, 2020
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rabbit ears

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by Telephony July 9, 2020
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asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.
{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
by Telephony July 18, 2020
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