Telephony's definitions

toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.

Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!

by Telephony December 31, 2013

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013

washingmachinemouth

A situation (usually occurring telephonically but may happen in face-to-face conversations as well) where the speaker talksandtalksandtalksandtalkinonelongboringrepetitivedroningsentencewithnospacesorpunctuationinit. :-/

Don't call Pete because he has washingmachinemouth and he will talk your goddamn ear off!

by Telephony December 21, 2013

Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)

by Telephony December 18, 2013

Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!

by Telephony December 18, 2013

Horhay

How one might spell the name, "Jorge" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-R-H-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

Hey, wasn't there somebody named Horhay Posada in baseball?

by Telephony December 18, 2013

knark

To tell on somebody.

Hey Hoolio!!! You knarked on me, so now I'm gonna knark on you about the weed stashed between your mattresses!!! Revenge is sweet isn't it, Hoolio?

by Telephony December 8, 2013