Telephony's definitions

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 20, 2014

Kotex masturbator

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

by Telephony February 16, 2014

squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

smoked

Hosed down with a gun.

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?

by Telephony February 8, 2014

Green Bay Fudgepackers

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

by Telephony January 27, 2014

my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).

I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.

by Telephony January 24, 2014

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014