A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
by Telephony July 22, 2014
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
by Telephony August 22, 2014
Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.
Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!
by Telephony December 19, 2016
A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.
Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!
Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
by Telephony August 31, 2013
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 09, 2013
{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
by Telephony June 10, 2015
{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
by Telephony June 24, 2014