dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013

uranated

{Usually glass} having been infused with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium. This glass glows a ghostly green when exposed to shortwave visible and longwave ultraviolet radiation.

Often called "uranium glass" or more frequently, "Vaseline glass" due to its resemblence to Vaseline® petroleum jelly.

Note spelling: urAnated, not urEnated, urInated, urOnated, urUnated, or sometimes urYnated. :-O

{John}: Hey Craig, are you going to perform spectroscopy of the fluorescense of a uranated glass marble when irradiated with thaty spiffy new violet laser?
{Craig} Why of course!!! Let me go fire up old Betsy now!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

badget busher

When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.

{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.

by Telephony September 03, 2020

morever

How many people misspell (and misspeak) the word, "moreover".

Growth in ZnO technology is peaking; morever, the emergence of deep UV LEDs using ZnO is coming to a head in 2014.

by Telephony August 26, 2014

Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick

The year 2015 (written or typed) as seen from above looks like bent sticks.

{As a daily check-in on a BBS about wheelchairs might look)}:

01-02-15 {or "2015 02 Jan.", or even "January 02, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but two bungholes...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding pair of updates for my website today"...the first concerns my having added a flight video of my Syma Armor F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter (with Li:Poly battery) to a web page made for just that purpose, and the second is...well, what else could it be? An adulterated bag of dry cat food? YAAAAYYY YOU GOT ONE CORRECT!!!

by Telephony December 04, 2014

I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014

Metrosexual

A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.

{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.

by Telephony June 12, 2018