Teh Pope's definitions

girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.

You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!

by teh pope August 3, 2004

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.

Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

poké-con

Pokemon. A popular Japanese trading card game and animatedseries.

I sold all my poké-con cards to the most clueless kid on the block.

by teh pope July 27, 2004

panties in a bunch

1. When a person overreacts to a trifling insult or barb, or to a joke.

2. When someone acts in an anal-retentive manner, and makes a big fuss out of a relatively minor problem.

1. Don't get you're panties all in a bunch, he doesn't mean it.

2. It's not that big of a problem, don't get your panties all in a bunch, it's going to be okay.

by teh pope January 18, 2005

fo sheezy

Alternate pronounciation of fo shizzle. "For sure."

That shit's off tha heezy fo sheezy

by teh pope August 10, 2004

The boy king

A nickname for George W. Bush. The title is derived from Bush's boyish or naive manner, as well as his irresponsibility with great power.

Is the boy king going to clean up his toys or just start another war? Looks like he's due for a spanking.

by Teh Pope February 27, 2005