Teej's definitions

peacekeeper

the terrorist on your team.
Also see freedom fighter, terrorist, republican

The compound was raided by peacekeepers because the terrorists were asking for it.

by teej October 16, 2003

dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

by Teej April 10, 2005

Seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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by Teej October 10, 2006

hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

by Teej September 24, 2016

antiscii

(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.

Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.

by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

tittibah

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.

Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"

by teej October 16, 2003