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I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Canitize mug.Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020
Get the Desquirtified mug.Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Bunghole Bandit mug.Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.
I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.
by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020
Get the Broner mug.A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Cockmatosed mug.The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
Get the Cramifications mug.A term used to pass along your condolences to a slot player who had a Sando(shit sandwich) bonus round. A term typically passed along to Vegas Matt and E.J. when they had a Sando slot day.
I was watching Vegas Matt on YouTube and while he normally tears it up he was getting Sando after Sando bonus round, so in the comment section I sent my Sandolences. I hate when such good guys get totally Sandoed!
by Tee Cee Deez May 19, 2024
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