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Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Dongdiculous mug.You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Horsedickulous mug.My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!I’m guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. You’re an asshole Ted!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Covidlicious mug.Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Bunghole Bandit mug.Loadquidity
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex we’ve had and the money shots I’ve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Loadquidity mug.Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.
I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Double Dong Dare mug.Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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