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A term used to pass along your condolences to a slot player who had a Sando(shit sandwich) bonus round. A term typically passed along to Vegas Matt and E.J. when they had a Sando slot day.
I was watching Vegas Matt on YouTube and while he normally tears it up he was getting Sando after Sando bonus round, so in the comment section I sent my Sandolences. I hate when such good guys get totally Sandoed!
by Tee Cee Deez May 19, 2024
Get the Sandolences mug.An individual of not necessarily of Caucasian ethnicity but has the tendencies of one, that at times acts like a total cunt.
Jesus, I don’t know what’s gotten into Mike, but he’s acting like a total Cuntcasian. You’d think with the way he acts he was born into an ultra wealthy family from Beverly Hills. This cheesedick is from Seattle, not Bellevue.
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
Get the Cuntcasian mug.Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
Get the Gloom Room mug.I don’t know what’s gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didn’t know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I haven’t spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
Get the Deadbeat mug.A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
Get the Covid Miscarriage Calves mug.A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.
Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!
by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021
Get the Bungholegamous mug.When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021
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