Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Anal Avalanche

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.

I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019