My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!I’m guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. You’re an asshole Ted!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.
Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!
by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021
An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
by Tee Cee Deez February 21, 2019
The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
by Tee Cee Deez March 03, 2020