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Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Covid Cock mug.Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Jizz Jungle mug.Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.
I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!
by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020
Get the Blowing Buckets mug.Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Cornholetined mug.I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Asscomplice mug.When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Get the Bunghole Bromance mug.I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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