Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Bungholegamous

A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.

Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!

by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021

Canitize

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Clamslammer

A word used to describe the dong

Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019