Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019

Load List

A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.

My god, I was checking Anita out, and I’ve gotta say, with an ass like that, she’s definitely making my Load List.

by Tee Cee Deez February 13, 2019

Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

Cockfiscate

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.

Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Rectum Reliever

Another name for a mouth

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Double Dong Dare

Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.

I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.

Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.

by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021