Tee Cee Deez's definitions
I was backed up severely and had tried every option I knew. My buddy Jeremy suggested a suppository, but I dated a girl who once stuck her finger in my ass and cut it severely due to her art of shitty Manicuring. I called my buddy Matt to see if her would put it in via Schlong, which he did and we decided to call it a Sclongpository. It felt better than I thought.
by Tee Cee Deez October 29, 2020
Get the Sclongpositorymug. I don’t know what’s gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didn’t know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I haven’t spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
Get the Deadbeatmug. Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Bunghole Buffetmug. I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Get the Horsedick Houndmug. When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021
Get the Cum Carnivalmug. A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
Get the Covid Miscarriage Calvesmug. Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Get the Clamslammermug.