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I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Canscape mug.Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Get the Load Bearing Balls mug.Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Dongdiculous mug.A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
Get the Load Liquidator mug.A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021
Get the Groundedhog Day mug.A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Anal Avalanche mug.Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.
I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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