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A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!
by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020
Get the Spence Slap mug.Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Cream of the Cock mug.Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee
I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.
by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020
Get the Kneelicious mug.The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.
My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
Get the Jism Junction mug.A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.
I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope that’s the explanation. Yuck! .
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Queefsy mug.Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.
I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Double Dong Dare mug.A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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