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Cockfiscate

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.
Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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Load List

A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.
My god, I was checking Anita out, and I’ve gotta say, with an ass like that, she’s definitely making my Load List.
by Tee Cee Deez February 13, 2019
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Load Bearing Balls

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
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Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019
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Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great
by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019
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Rectum Reliever

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style
Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
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