Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Cockfiscate

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.

Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Canitize

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Bungholegamous

A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.

Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!

by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021

Load List

A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.

My god, I was checking Anita out, and I’ve gotta say, with an ass like that, she’s definitely making my Load List.

by Tee Cee Deez February 13, 2019

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019

Granddaddy Dong

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019