Definitions by Ted Rimmel Jr
nervouscited
Nervouscited is being nervous about something while at the same time being excited. Feeling both nervousness and excitement at the very same time
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) was nervous and excited at the same time when I realized rumors and gossip had been going around about me being in love with my mother. Very nervous because the rumors and gossip were totally accurate (and true!!), yet I felt excited for the fact it was just rumors and gossip, nobody had proven any of them true. Months later I got caught with Mom. Suddenly I was hyper nervous due to knowing everybody was going to be talking about this and spreading it all around. Yet I was a different type`of excited this time, at the thought of me having no control over stopping it, and of my secret now being literally impossible to hide from then on. I was very nervouscited.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) was nervous and excited at the same time when I realized rumors and gossip had been going around about me being in love with my mother. Very nervous because the rumors and gossip were totally accurate (and true!!), yet I felt excited for the fact it was just rumors and gossip, nobody had proven any of them true. Months later I got caught with Mom. Suddenly I was hyper nervous due to knowing everybody was going to be talking about this and spreading it all around. Yet I was a different type`of excited this time, at the thought of me having no control over stopping it, and of my secret now being literally impossible to hide from then on. I was very nervouscited.
"I am nervous about my new job I will be starting next week. However I am also very excited at the opportunities for advancement it will provide. I am nervouscited."
nervouscited by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Condom Shame
When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
Condom Shame by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Punani
A nice sounding alternate word for vagina. The word punani has almost a flowery sound to the word. If you were to hear it used in conversation, it would sound way less vulgar than some of the other alternate names for vagina. However, most people would still get the meaning of what you were talking about.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
Girl 1: "Where is Ted today?"
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
Punani by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
suburban private life
Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
suburban private life by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
urban confessional
The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
urban confessional by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
talkaboutable
Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
"Hey everyone,you know how for over a year now there have been numerous rumors and gossip that Ted Rimmel Jr is banging his mother? I heard they recently got 'caught in the act'. No way for Ted to deny it anymore, hahaha. Everyone is talking about it of course. Ted became the most talkaboutable person ever!!! Hahahaha."
talkaboutable by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
perfect weekend
A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
perfect weekend by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024