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A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the reality joke gift mug.Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the suburban private life mug.To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Oedipus Text mug.When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024
Get the Oedifession mug.When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the Condom Shame mug.When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the explose mug.A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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