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Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the suburban private life mug.A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Trumor mug.When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the Condom Shame mug.To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time,
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
"Poor Ted. Now that the world will know he is banging his mother, he is very scared. Yet I heard he is also aroused at the same time. So Ted is very scaroused."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the Scaroused mug.A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the perfect weekend mug.When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the explose mug.This word can have two different meanings.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
Mitchell: "Have you heard the rumors that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend?"
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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