Ted Rimmel Jr's definitions
A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the perfect weekendmug. To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time,
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
"Poor Ted. Now that the world will know he is banging his mother, he is very scared. Yet I heard he is also aroused at the same time. So Ted is very scaroused."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the Scarousedmug. Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the suburban private lifemug. When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the explosemug. When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the Condom Shamemug. When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024
Get the Oedifessionmug. To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Oedipus Textmug.