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When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the Condom Shame mug.When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024
Get the Oedifession mug.Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
"Hey everyone,you know how for over a year now there have been numerous rumors and gossip that Ted Rimmel Jr is banging his mother? I heard they recently got 'caught in the act'. No way for Ted to deny it anymore, hahaha. Everyone is talking about it of course. Ted became the most talkaboutable person ever!!! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the talkaboutable mug.To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Oedipus Text mug.When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the explose mug.Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the suburban private life mug.A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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