When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 01, 2024
An incext is a sensual, risque, or sexually explicit text message sent between two people who are related. The incext is the result of the act of incexting, which is sexting (sending sexy text messages) between two people who are related.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
Sandra: "Hey all. I was talking to Ted's sister the other day. She said she found Ted was sexting some woman. Ted's sister briefly stole Ted's phone and copied and downloaded all of the messages. She printed them out and showed them to me. Ted was sexting with his mother, so all of those messages were incexts."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 01, 2024
Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
"Hey everyone,you know how for over a year now there have been numerous rumors and gossip that Ted Rimmel Jr is banging his mother? I heard they recently got 'caught in the act'. No way for Ted to deny it anymore, hahaha. Everyone is talking about it of course. Ted became the most talkaboutable person ever!!! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time,
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
"Poor Ted. Now that the world will know he is banging his mother, he is very scared. Yet I heard he is also aroused at the same time. So Ted is very scaroused."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
A nice sounding alternate word for vagina. The word punani has almost a flowery sound to the word. If you were to hear it used in conversation, it would sound way less vulgar than some of the other alternate names for vagina. However, most people would still get the meaning of what you were talking about.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
Girl 1: "Where is Ted today?"
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024