MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.
I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.
by ted April 29, 2005
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pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus
this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore
by Ted May 04, 2004
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malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.
Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.
by ted March 20, 2005
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kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'
Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye
by Ted July 28, 2004
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 17, 2003
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Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle
Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle
by ted December 07, 2004
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Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 08, 2005
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