Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 08, 2005

sic wit it

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

by ted March 31, 2004

M etallic A

The assholes who ruined file sharing on the Internet.

Metalica sucks dude! That midget drummer of they have is in front of the grand jury raisin hell about Napster. Damn rich rock star needs more money I guess! I've bought my last Metalica record

by ted December 13, 2003

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 05, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 06, 2004

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004