Ted's definitions

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 26, 2004

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005

punangnang

A classy word for pussy.

Can I inspect your punangnang?

by ted March 12, 2004