TbagMartin's definitions

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

GBA

GBA is an abbreviation for the phrase Gag Beat Analyze. Not to be confused with the NBA where many GBA actually take place.

"A good GBA makes everything feel so much better” former NBA player. GBA is not only used in the NBA its now common on dating websites, if GBA is in a profile you know you are in for a great night.

by tbagmartin May 8, 2013

Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010

Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes

Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.

by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010

FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010