The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018
When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017
Roam- To aimlessly walk the halls during school while class is in session.
Often mixed up with loitering, one is only roaming If they are moving and not staying sedentary
Often mixed up with loitering, one is only roaming If they are moving and not staying sedentary
Examples:
“I roam the halls of school during 3rd hour because I’m not trying to sit through my lecture.”
“Y’all wanna roam right now? There’s a sub.”
“I got my curve points taken away because roam every single day during History class.”
“I roam the halls of school during 3rd hour because I’m not trying to sit through my lecture.”
“Y’all wanna roam right now? There’s a sub.”
“I got my curve points taken away because roam every single day during History class.”
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord March 24, 2019
God damnit the band can’t play today because the guitarist says he hurt his wrist jerking off FLEETED AGAIN!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018
"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."
"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."
"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!
"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."
"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017
Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.
Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!
Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!
Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018