by Tardy McTard September 16, 2004
A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004
An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.
"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.
by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004
Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
by Tardy McTard February 09, 2005