The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
by TangClock February 16, 2009
When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.
by TangClock May 17, 2009
One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.
+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...
Confirm Ignore Send Message
*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...
Confirm Ignore Send Message
*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"
by TangClock April 07, 2009
A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 06, 2009