Definitions by Tammy McShammerson

My Penis 

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

My Penis by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

going towards the ceiling 

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

going towards the ceiling by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010

Crawfish Dinner 

A sexual act in which a male inserts gumbo into a woman's vagina, has sex with her, and proceeds to eat out the tasty gumbo.

The best part of giving my girlfriend a

Crawfish Dinner yesterday was the delicious gumbo I ate afterward.

Crawfish Dinner by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

Cool bro, story by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

Vart Jarring Elves 

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

Vart Jarring Elves by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

Queef Bottling Gnome 

Small and invisible organism that primarily live in the deep recesses of vaginas, bottling queefs and using them for food, rocket fuel, air, etc. This is often used as an exclamation or insult.

"That guy is a Queef Bottling Gnome!"

Queef Bottling Gnome by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Pineapple Express 

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

Pineapple Express by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010