Definitions by Taekwondoka
tubmoney
tubmoney by Taekwondoka June 3, 2016
tunsilitus
The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.
Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
tunsilitus by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016
:)~)(
Symbol or emo-con for eating pussy or oral sex. Consists of a smiley face with an tilde symbol for the tongue. The vagina is parentheses reversed to look like the lips.
:)~)( by Taekwondoka September 8, 2014
glazi
Glazi is short for Global Socialists. Similar to a Nazi who is a national socialist. Global socialists are for racial diversity. National socialists only promote their own kind. Global socialists are also supported by the rich who want control, one global currency and one world government.
You ever notice that glazis are trying to tell people that they have to give up their stuff for the sake of society.
glazi by Taekwondoka July 16, 2014
Manturnity
When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.
Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014
gold dicker
A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.
That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.
gold dicker by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014
Oreho
Oreho by Taekwondoka March 9, 2014