TacomaBeags's definitions

Bro Cove

(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.

Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?

Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.

by TacomaBeags July 4, 2011

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011

Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013