(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags July 01, 2011
Get the One Knight's Stand mug.(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
by TacomaBeags June 06, 2011
Get the Pluck a' Nut mug.Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011
Get the Spatter Khak's mug.(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.
Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
by TacomaBeags July 04, 2011
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