Definitions by TacomaBeags
Pluck a' Nut
(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Pluck a' Nut by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011
Dangling Farticiple
The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dangling Farticiple by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011
Ambi-dick-trous
1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?
Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.
2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.
Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.
2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.
Ambi-dick-trous by TacomaBeags April 13, 2011
Spatter Khak's
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
Spatter Khak's by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011