TacoMann's definitions

Planet X

A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.

Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?

by TacoMann May 25, 2009

Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold

Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!

by TacoMann February 7, 2010

Make war not love

To make war not love, you are saying that you encourage war and support it.

This doesn't mean that these people have love. They are people not afraid to go on the line of duty for their country.

Republican: Lets make war not love!
Democrat: Im scared of everything; including the sun.
Republican: Which is why the 2 greatest Presidents were both repbulicans

by TacoMann May 26, 2009

Comedy Central

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.

Comedy Central is Heaven

by TacoMann July 5, 2009

Pissed as Fuck

To be angry that someone relates pissing (Peeing) to fucking (sex)

No one can explain why though.

Im pissed as fuck, and i dont know why

by TacoMann July 17, 2009

Green Party

A Green Party member believes that tree's and plants are the greatest things in the world. There are no humans, animals or bugs; just trees. Without Green Party members, there would be almost no one to make fun of. These people are so far left on the retard scale that they would kill themselves over a plant.

Also see psycho.

Green Party Member: SAVE THE EARTH!
Democrat: Isn't "save" spelled saev?
Republican: God Damn retards
Socialist: BARACK OBAMA IS MY HERO!

by TacoMann May 26, 2009

Step Brothers

The best god dam motherfucking kick ass boob jiggling, unbelievably fucking funny movie staring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley. These 2 fuckheads are the best pair of comedians to put into a fucking movie. I almost pissed myself watching this fucking hilarious shit. If they made a squeal, every fucking smart person from Toledo, Ohio, HSAT in the downtown would go see this fucking amazing funny ass shit.

Step Brothers

Will: John you awake?
John: Yea
Will: Ima punch you right in the fucking face

by TacoMann May 26, 2009