TYLER's definitions

rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.

his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious

by tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

bizong

code word for bong when your parents are near.

hey take a ride over I just bought an ounce, we can chong it outa my bizong.

by Tyler January 15, 2004

chorp

It is hard to define chorp... one can only understand it through use and experience. It is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.

"It's chorp!"
"C'est... Chorp!"
"CHORP!"
"What a chorp."
"Chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp."

by tyler January 20, 2004

cut

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

by Tyler January 22, 2004

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

foolk

word used instead of fool when the "k" key is accidentaly hit in the process of typing

dude: u foolk
other dude: wtf is a foolk u asshole

by tyler January 30, 2004