TV CAR's definitions

That's Gold

To describe something or a situation that is classic and/or priceless, like the ability of gold to stand the test of time and hold value. The term can be used to describe some epic adventure, great conquest,or just as a sarcastic remark to someone to patronize them.

dude: I slammed that hot redhead from the bar last nite.

dudes friend: That's gold!

example 2

tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!

dude: Yeah that's gold.

by TV CAR April 8, 2010

Roller Coaster Baby

When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.

I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.

by TV CAR March 17, 2010

Nameaholic

People on Urban Dictionary who are constantly submitting first and full names as new definitions, just to be rejected because 99% of these are fuckin stupid unfunny inside jokes that will never grace the holy sanctuaty we call the Urban Dictionary. Yet these simple minded folk just keep on keepin on submitting, cause their name submittin junkies.

Tool : I just tried to add my girls name to the Urban Dictionary as the hottest chick ever, but for the 27th time they slammed the door in my face. I don't get it ?

Tool's wise friend : You my friend are a nameaholic, and your stupid defs just don't fly.

by TV CAR March 27, 2010

Longwinded

A person who has little to say, but takes forever to explain it. Can also be used to describe a person who tells a story that seems to go on forever even though is has very little substance.

dude 1: Man I just saw scott and he told me the story about his trip to jamacia, he went on forever about it.

dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Fail burger

Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.

Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.

by TV CAR May 11, 2010

Peak'in

When the level of ones anger is so extreme that its off the charts and unable to be put into words or to calm down.

The world cup game just ended in a 1-1 tie and I'm peak'in.

by TV CAR June 22, 2010

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010