A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
by TV CAR April 05, 2010
What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
by TV CAR March 06, 2010
A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010
by TV CAR April 08, 2010
To describe something or a situation that is classic and/or priceless, like the ability of gold to stand the test of time and hold value. The term can be used to describe some epic adventure, great conquest,or just as a sarcastic remark to someone to patronize them.
dude: I slammed that hot redhead from the bar last nite.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
by TV CAR April 08, 2010