Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

naught

an ulgy girl. derived from scoring girls out of ten.

-"alright you naught"
-*slap*

by TRISTAN January 03, 2004

Dude

Dood n.

Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.

Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.

by Tristan December 21, 2004

Chewbacco

A kind of snuff that utilizes Chewbacca for more flavour. It Satisfies

Chewbacco. It satisfies

by Tristan June 06, 2004

bikini queen

a self declared name by one of the secrectary in SIT CLUB (NYP) executive comitte 05.

hey 'bikini queen', not wearing bikini today ar?

by tristan February 19, 2005